Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose leaves nothing to the imagination in shredded dress
When paparazzi from Splash captured up close pics of Kanye West squeeze Amber Rose in a shredded dress that ‘leaves nothing to the imagination’ Paul Dacre’s team snapped up the photos on behalf of banana buffing readers.

Best of all Amber stepped out in nude underwear, which for the red-blooded tabloid is as good as naked, which was certainly an improvement over the ‘ghastly fur coats’ she’s been spotted in.

Meanwhile Beyonce was spotted wearing a studded glove that turned the hacks minds to thoughts of S&M.

First a skimpy bikini, now Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose grabs attention with bizarre ice-blue contact lenses
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team certainly have eyes for Kanye West’s girlfriend, Amber Rose with celebrity hack Dominique Hines really digging her ‘freakish-looking blue contact lenses.’

And Dominique could not help hiding her delight at the news that Amber, a former stripper, is bisexual. It looks like Dominique would like nothing more than an opportunity to spend some times giving Amber’s tattoos a close examination, those pics from Splash just aren’t enough.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.