Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Bikini babe Alexandra Burke shows off her curves in a tiny orange two-piece as she hits Miami with The Saturdays’ Vanessa White
When paparazzi agency Splash sent a series of pictures of Alexandra Burke in a bikini, hack Sarah Burke was desperate to check out the 22 year-old’s tits.

‘Curvy,’ concluded Sarah Bull when she saw Alexander Burke in the two-piece, telling banana buffing Daily Mail readers, ‘[she] looks stunning in a bright orange bikini as she takes a drip in the sea in Miami.’

Now Alexandra Burke slips into knickers for most provocative stage performance yet
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is well known for pioneering the upskirt shot — a female celebrity caught unaware by a paparazzo often lying in the gutter at her feet — but there was no need for such tactics when ‘Bad Boys singer’ Alexandra Burke turned up on her stage without a skirt on at all.

The red-blooded tabloid’s Jessica Satherley describes Alexandra Burke as a toned size 10, but pics from paparazzi agency Xposure Photos seem to tell a different story, with that corset looking like quite a squeeze and open thunder thighs on full display.

Jessica Satherley read about the event in the Daily Star.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.