Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Now Alexandra Burke slips into knickers for most provocative stage performance yet
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is well known for pioneering the upskirt shot — a female celebrity caught unaware by a paparazzo often lying in the gutter at her feet — but there was no need for such tactics when ‘Bad Boys singer’ Alexandra Burke turned up on her stage without a skirt on at all.

The red-blooded tabloid’s Jessica Satherley describes Alexandra Burke as a toned size 10, but pics from paparazzi agency Xposure Photos seem to tell a different story, with that corset looking like quite a squeeze and open thunder thighs on full display.

Jessica Satherley read about the event in the Daily Star.

Alexandra Burke puts her never-ending legs on show at Christmas lights switch-on
When Alexandra Burke visited Manchester to switch on the Christmas lights, paparazzi Peter Simpson didn’t hesitate to extend his long lens for an upskirt shot.

Try as they might, Cavendish Press were left as the nearly men, but were delighted when Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail bought a few of their snaps just the same.

Back at the red-blooded tabloid’s Knightsbridge offices was Chris Johnson carefully studying the boys’ efforts and picking out the most revealing thigh shots for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.