Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Careful, Alesha! Ms Dixon reveals a bit too much leg as her super-short dress rises up during energetic dance routine
The Daily Mail’s Sarah Bull once again proves to be among the tabloids most excitable hack as she shrieks with delight at a near upskirt shot of Alesha Dixon, courtesy of the Press Association.

Earlier this week Sarah Bull called for the prime minister’s wife, Samantha Cameron, to strip and she has annotated upskirt pictures of Alesha Dixon before now. Sarah Bull reckons Alesha Dixon has ‘a fantastic figure’ and is always hungry for her to show it off for the benefit of the Daily Mail’s army of banana buffing readers. On this occasion the near upskirt shot was captured as the singer collected a Visit London award.

Where’s your dress gone, Alesha? Ms Dixon suffers unfortunate wardrobe mishap at Leeds Party in the Park
When Alesha Dixon appeared at Leeds Party in the Park, paparazzi from Big Pictures were waiting in the mosh pit for some upskirt action and were delighted when her dress rose up to reveal a pair of black knickers.

Red-blooded tabloid hack Sarah Bull was waiting at a Daily Mail news desk that has suffered an upskirt drought for some time now. Upskirt shots have long excited Paul Dacre’s organ and telephoto lenses were quickly extended for Alesha Dixon.

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