Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

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Welcome to the world of kinky couture: Agent Provocateur’s ravishing new lingerie line makes catwalk debut
Agent Provocateur has revealed its new season of lingerie and the Daily Mail’s Tamara Abraham has quickly labelled it kinky couture.

She loves it and knows that Daily Mail readers will love it to, which is why Paul Dacre’s team has greedily snapped ten large photos from Agent Provocateur’s public relations people to share.

Tamara Abraham is particularly excited by the, ‘ravishing full-length lace nightgowns that, we imagine, will be used for anything but sleeping in.’

The Agent Provocateur public relations machine has always found Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail an easy target, so in recognition of the Agent Provocateur SALE Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre revisits some top stories…

Catherine Bailey: ‘I’m 46, fit, foxy, and the face of Agent Provacateur’
‘I’m 46, fit, foxy, and the face of Agent Provacateur,’ apparently claims Catherine Bailey in Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail back in November 2007… that’s a little old for the tabloid, but Dacre’s team was certainly impressed when, ‘Mother-of-three Catherine revealed her still-incredible figure in the raunchy photoshoot for the cult lingerie brand.’

And when, Bailey ‘dressed as a scantily-clad lady of the manor, in charge of two naughty French maids – one of whom is Pearl Lowe’s 18-year-old daughter, Daisy,’ the tabloid could barely contain it’s excitement.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.