Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva get liberated for ‘tasteful’ nude photoshoot
Former Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton has teamed up with former Emmerdale star Adele Silva to go naked for Closer magazine, a favourite read of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail

The red-blooded tabloid’s Sarah Bull was delighted when the magazine’s public relations team shared a couple of nude pics of the girls, who’s bodies she envies. Both Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva reckon they were nervous about doing a nude photoshoot. Adele is working as shop assistant in LA, just killing time while she waits for her career to take off again.

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