Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Surely Abbey Clancy can afford a swimsuit that fits? Peter Crouch’s WAG pops out in the Med
WAG Abbey Clancey’s right breast fell out of her bikini in what Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is calling an overspill incident, but which on closer inspection appears to be an underspill.

Paparazzi agency Splash captured the event which occurred as Clancy and footballer Peter Crouch holidayed in the med.

‘Abbey’s choice of ill-fitting swimwear is all the more surprising,’ stumbles a Daily Mail reporter, ‘as she is the face of store Matalan’s new range and can clearly have her pick of the high street store’s range.’

Life’s just peachy for WAG Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch on Sardinia beach holiday
When paparazzi agency Big Pictures offered Paul Dacre’s team at the Daily Mail shots of WAG Abbey Clancy eating a peach while wearing a bikini, the red blooded tabloid could not resist.

But more was to come. They only threw in a pic of footballer boyfriend Peter Crouch playfully patting her behind! Click to enlarge.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.