Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

Another day, another bikini for Abbey Clancy as she slips and slides around Dubai water park
When paparazzi Russell Hales caught WAG Abbey Clancy ‘frolicking with a female friend’ in her pink bikini, he knew he’d made more than enough money to cover his own trip to Dubai.

The pictures were snapped up by Paul Dacre’s ever excited Daily Mail, with stay-at-home hack Chris Johnson left to write up the usual jealous commentary.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.