Posts Tagged ‘Abbey Clancy’

Abbey Clancy wears pink bikini for boat ride

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Pretty in metallic pink: Abbey Clancy wears hot bikini to go for a boat ride with Peter Crouch
Paparazzi agency Big Pictures opted to follow WAG Abbey Clancy and footballer Peter Crouch around the Mediterranean, leaving the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith behind at the office to ogle over the results.

Lizzie was particularly taken by Abbey Clancy’s ‘hot’ metallic pink bikini, worn for a boat ride off Sardinia.

Abbey Clancy’s tit falls out of bikini

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Surely Abbey Clancy can afford a swimsuit that fits? Peter Crouch’s WAG pops out in the Med
WAG Abbey Clancey’s right breast fell out of her bikini in what Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is calling an overspill incident, but which on closer inspection appears to be an underspill.

Paparazzi agency Splash captured the event which occurred as Clancy and footballer Peter Crouch holidayed in the med.

‘Abbey’s choice of ill-fitting swimwear is all the more surprising,’ stumbles a Daily Mail reporter, ‘as she is the face of store Matalan’s new range and can clearly have her pick of the high street store’s range.’

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