Calls for Samantha Cameron to strip

Kelly Brook and Victoria Beckham show a leg at British Fashion Awards… but waspish waist SamCam covers up
Sarah Bull, one of Paul Dacre’s leading reporters, has led calls for Samantha Cameron to strip after the prime minister’s wife turned up at the British Fashion Awards fully clothed.

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The red-blooded tabloid, a pioneer of the celebrity upskirt, was desperate for Samantha Cameron to experience some sort of wardrobe malfunction and expose some flesh for its banana buffing readers to enjoy. While other celebrities at the event failed to appear nude or topless, they did seem happy to excite Paul Dacre’s organ with some cleavage or a flash of leg.

So far Samantha Cameron has yet to appear nude, topless or in too short a skirt and Sarah Bull, who’s job it is procure such images, is getting desperate.

‘Victoria [Beckham] and model Lara Stone dazzled on the red carpet, but Samantha Cameron’s outfit left EVERYTHING to the imagination in her full-length black gown,’ complains Sarah Bull.

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