Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Action man Chris Evans shows he’s still got his Captain America abs as he strips off for photoshoot
Hollywood heartthrob Chris Evans has taken part in a photoshoot for Details magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has bagged a copy so red-blooded readers don’t have to.

Hack Emily Sheridan is particularly into the topless pics of Chris Evans in a series of Action Man style poses.

‘It appears actor Chris Evans is maintaining his superhero figure, given his sculpted physique,’ drools Emily Sheridan as she admires Chris Evans naked abs. ‘During the interview, Evans was incredibly tactile and flirtatious with the stylist, make-up artist and interviewer, who seemed to be enjoying the attention.’

Sounds like Emily Sheridan would like Chris Evans to get active with her!

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

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Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.