Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone strip off for LOVE magazine cover
Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone have stripped for Love magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured the right to share some of the best pics with banana buffing readers.

The models ‘proved they look just as good without a stitch on,’ salivated the tabloid. Paul Dacre’s organ was first excited by Love magazine when it featured a naked Beth Ditto on its cover.

Alessandra Ambrosio parades the body of a teenager as she shoots new Victoria’s Secret bikini advert
Long known for its pro-obesity stance, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail launches a withering attack on Alessandra Ambrosio as she models for Victoria’s Secret.

Commenting on a series of shots captured by paparazzi agency Splash , and shared with banana buffing readers, Dacre’s organ claims ‘the 29-year-old model looked skinnier than ever – with the body of a young teenager.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.