Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

And you thought the last outfit was hot! Dancing On Ice star Jorgie Porter ups her game again in sizzling biker chick leathers
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has come across some hot pictures of Dancing on Ice star Jorgie Porter in biker gear to share with banana buffing readers.

Hack Nadia Mendoza reckons Jorgie Porter’s ‘angelic presence’ is a trick as these hot pictures show she actually enjoys wearing PVC bras, kinky boots and leather biker gear. But it turns out that the hot Jorgie Porter pics are publicity shots for a bike insurance specialists Bennetts. It seems its the Bennetts PR team who have tarted Jorgie Porter up as a hot biker, much to the delight of the red-blooded tabloid.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.