Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

TfL bosses demand bigger buns in a bid to cover up Kelly Brook’s famous assets
When prudish Transport for London bosses insisted Kelly Brook’s ‘assets’ be better hidden behind a pair of iced buns for a Calendar Girls advertisement, the ever brave Daily Mail stepped into the breach and reprinted the original photo for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

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And then Paul Dacre’s team went further, delving into the archives for a tasteful lingerie shot to enhance the readers’ experience. Kelly Brook gets naked in the stage version of Calendar Girls, which has excited the red blooded tabloid no end.

Tags: Kelly Brook, Lingerie, PR Shot

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