It’s 1.30am. Two retail knights of the realm and ‘Cocaine’ Kate fall out of a nightclub. Haven’t they heard there’s a recession on?
The recession has not stopped knights of retail Sir Philip Green and Sir Stuart Rose parting the night away, reports a shocked a Daily Mail. But what has really animated Paul Dacre’s organ is the sight of ‘notorious party animal’ Kate Moss experiencing a ‘wardrobe malfunction’.
‘Immodest behaviour: Kate’s daring slashed to the waist frock left her highly exposed,’ exclaims the tabloid at pics from Matrix Photos and Optic Photos that reveal Kate is not wearing a bra (perhaps she’s the one suffering the effects of recession).