Kate Middleton as good as naked

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She may be destined to be queen, but that doesn’t stop Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid reminding banana buffing readers of how a see through dress left Kate Middleton as good as naked. The Daily Mail believes that that this image of Kate Middleton naked (save for her undies) is what captured the heart of Prince William and assured her a place in the Royal Family.

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Kate Middleton may have thought becoming a royal would be mean she could worry no more about naked pictures appearing in the Daily Mail but Paul Dacre’s organ is often excited by royal totty. The tabloid has pioneered the use of upskirt shots to attract readers, treating its banana buffing readers to Princess Beatrice upskirts and Zara Philips upskirts, while Princess Eugenie was condemned for her choice of bikini.

Any more pics of Kate Middleton naked are sure to excite Paul Dacre’s team even further, so Kate Middleton is best advised to avoid posing naked. She also watch out for paparazzi extending their long lenses up her skirt; Kate Middleton should wear long skirts or trousers to avoid Paul Dacre’s gaze.

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