Julianne Moore: Pirelli calendar girl

Julianne Moore unveiled as face of new Pirelli calendar… but leaves nudity to the younger models (and the first man)
Julianne Moore has appeared amongst the nudes as a Pirelli calendar girl, to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, whose Nick Pisa has been charged with reviewing the Pirelli calendar for banana buffing readers.

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Nick Pisa reckons Julianne Moore is a goddess, but also has an eye for younger nude models like Daria Werbowy and topless (but for ‘fake metallic nipples’) Erin Wasson and Iris Strubegger.

But Nick Pisa holds back his highest praise for the ‘Adonis’, Baptiste Giabiconi, the first male to model to make it to the Pirelli calender who ‘poses in a laurel and just a metal codpiece to protect his modesty’. Now that really excites Paul Dacre’s organ!

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