Who on earth has the time, or the energy for that matter, for ‘gourmet sex’?
Spare a thought for the Daily Mail’s Lucy Cavendish and her husband as the couple don’t have any time for gourmet sex. Imagine the ribbing Mr Cavendish is in for from his friends and colleagues as Lucy reveals he can’t go more than 10 minutes without agravating his groin strain. (Or so he tells Lucy who recently revealed she’s a bit of porker.)
If Lucy Cavendish’s sexual fantasies don’t do it for banana buffers, the piece is tastefully illustrated by a virile young couple on the job… unlike Lucy she appears to be enjoying herself!