Cosmo Landesman’s boob job special

Sorry girls, we men just don’t find your Silicon Valleys sexy
Cosmo Landesman, of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, loves boobies and gets the assignment of his career putting together a boob job special featuring Danielle Lineker, Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Amy Winehouse, Katie Price, Dannii Minogue, Alicia Douvall, Kym Marsh, Sharon Stone, Sharon Osbourne, Demi Moore, Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan.

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Having seen Danielle Lineker’s tits pop out, Cosmo Landesman was inspired to investigate the red-blooded tabloid’s archives and discovered that Paul Dacre has quite a stash of cleavage shots in his collection. Cosmo Landesman loves ‘Big breasts, small breasts, no breasts, droopy breasts and va-va-voom domes of perfection’ but he can’t find it in his heart to love Silicon Valleys… or so he says.

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