Feeling deflated? Britney Spears slips her fast-disappearing cleavage into a frilly bikini
‘Britney Spears has transformed her figure through a healthier lifestyle and a gruelling tour,’ reports Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail. ‘But not all the weight has come off in the right places,’ reveals the red blooded tabloid.
The Daily Mail’s best investigative reporters have studied photos supplied by the Splash and Big Pictures paparazzi agencies of Britney Spears in a number of bikinis and made the shocking discovery that her breasts are getting smaller.
The hacks speculate that smaller breasts is unwelcome side effect of Britney Spears’ attempt eat more healthily and revisions to her exercise regime.