Ulrika Jonsson: breasts of a 16-year-old!

I’ve got the body of a 16-year-old! says Ulrika Jonsson… after £11,000 of surgery
The Daily Mail’s Simon Cable (or one of his sub-editor colleagues) initially got a little carried away — but hasn’t every banana buffer — writing about Ulrika Johnson’s post-cosmetic surgery body.


Simon reckoned she had bought herself the breasts of a sixteen-year-old (original headline still on page title and embedded in URL).

Anyway. It turns out that £11k has not bought Ulrika Johnson the breasts, but the entire body of a sixteen-year-old. And she’s only gone and sold revealing pics to Hello! which has promptly licensed the best to Paul Dacre’s red blooded tabloid. Simon Cable is left whittering on about cup sizes. You know he loves his job.

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