Botox for Breasts

Botox for breasts: New treatment helps women lift sagging cleavage
Noting Daily Mail readers’ disappointment with Britney Spear’s sagging breasts, the tabloid’s Fiona Macrae has found a solution: botox.


Sagging Daily Mail readers are advised that their busts can be tightened, but with the effects only temporary and the breast numbing treatment coming in at £1,000 a pop, it’s best saved for special occasions.

Perhaps Fiona Macrae will try her luck with the procedure ahead of the Daily Mail Christmas party in the hope of catching the eye of red blooded editor, Paul Dacre.

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