Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Geri Halliwell Spices up Miami beach in a sizzling hot bikini shoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail reckons Geri Halliwell looked pretty scary in 2001 when she was much slimmer, now she’s put on some wait the red-blooded tabloid is loving her ‘curves’ in a range of bikinis.

Snappers from Xposure have captured Geri Halliwell in a range of bikinis whilst holidaying in Miami and the Paul Dacre’s team have high praise for her ‘raunchy cleavage’. Also available are pics of Geri Halliwell in a kaftan and a strapless black dress.

Careful, Alesha! Ms Dixon reveals a bit too much leg as her super-short dress rises up during energetic dance routine
The Daily Mail’s Sarah Bull once again proves to be among the tabloids most excitable hack as she shrieks with delight at a near upskirt shot of Alesha Dixon, courtesy of the Press Association.

Earlier this week Sarah Bull called for the prime minister’s wife, Samantha Cameron, to strip and she has annotated upskirt pictures of Alesha Dixon before now. Sarah Bull reckons Alesha Dixon has ‘a fantastic figure’ and is always hungry for her to show it off for the benefit of the Daily Mail’s army of banana buffing readers. On this occasion the near upskirt shot was captured as the singer collected a Visit London award.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.