Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Saucy Katy Perry strips naked in California Gurls video
Katy Perry, a long time fancy of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, has once again set the red-blooded tabloid throbbing after stripping naked for the video for her new single California Gurls.

Online banana buffing readers are not only offered a chance to view the video itself (along with some tasteful stills) but, as a surprise bonus, are offered a shot of a topless Kelly Brook who is covered up by a pair of iced buns.

Guitar Hero ad starring FHM’s Sexiest Woman Marisa Miller branded too hot for TV
Marisa Miller — recently named world’s sexiest woman by FHM — is too sexy to advertise Guitar Hero on US TV, but certainly not too sexy to share with red-blooded readers of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Spoofing a scene from Risky Business, featuring Tom Cruise, Marisa Miller ’shows off her guitar skills and her body’. Naturally, the tabloid is more than happy to satisfy readers with some choice screen shots.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.