Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Andrea McLean has second thoughts and covers up her cleavage after letting it all hang Loose
When Andrea MacLean 39 year-old Andrea MacLean went on daytime TV with a ‘provocatively low’ cleavage, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was delighted, but the red-blooded tabloid was soon to face disappointment when she got cold feet and covered up during a commercial break.

Apparently, at least one guest on her aptly names Loose Women show reckoned the revealing look was gorgeous, but comments like that just led to blushes for former weather girl.

Anyone going on holiday this year is sure to worry about the volcanic ash cloud and the risk of an even larger eruption. If you’re holiday’s delayed or cancelled, you’ll be gutted but your travel insurance should cover you. Get stuck abroad and it might not be so easy. Airlines are obliged to look after you, but there’s always a chance they’ll try to do a Ryanair and leave you seriously out of pocket.

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Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.