Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Christina Aguilera is back to her Dirrty best in suggestive new video
Paparazzi agency Splash is back to extending its long lenses towards a TV screen, this time snapping screen shots of Christina Aguilera acting dirty… as as tabloid hack Sarah Bull has it, dirrty in her new video.

Christina Aguilera’s nipple tassels certainly do the business for Sarah Bull whose arduous day’s work including annotating a dozen stills to be shared with banana buffing readers and sit alongside the video, embedding from YouTube.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley unveiled as new face and body of Monsoon lingerie
Few models are as popular with Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid as Rosie Huntington-Whitely, so when she became the face and — more importantly — body of Monsoon lingerie, the Daily Mail was delighted to hand out some free publicity in return for being able to share some pics with banana buffing readers.

Having closely followed her career at Victoria’s Secret, Paul Dacre’s organ is very excited to see her taking on some work ‘closer to home’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.