Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

She’s no lady in red: Peaches lets her guard down en route to fashion week
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has long obsessed over Peaches Geldof, with her tattoos and wild side she’s their kind of girl. So imagine the excitement when she posed for a back-of-a-cab shot with an overexposed and well tattooed thigh… a near upskirt shot.

The red-blooded tabloid seems a little confused on where it got the photo, writing that Peaches Geldof shared it on Twitter, but also crediting the pic to paparazzi agency Splash. However, when Peaches got out of the car, the dress fell to just above the knee, leaving the Daily Mail suddenly disappointed.

London Fashion Week: Nicola Roberts wows with a daring thigh-skimming skirt at Vivienne Westwood catwalk show
When Girls Aloud’s Nicola Roberts turned up for Vivienne Westwood’s Red Label catwalk show at London Fashion Week, the Daily Mail office whooped with delight: paparazzi Xposure Photos had secured an upskirt shot of the redhead from Girls Aloud. That’s right Nicola Roberts’ skirt revealed a little more than it should have.

The ‘thigh skimming skirt’ certainly made red-blooded hack Marcus Barnes’ heart pump a little faster. He reckons she outshone all the other celebrities attending the do, ‘including Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Pixie Lott, Jo Wood, Tracey Emin and Janet Jackson.’

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