Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘I consider myself quite the lady,’ declares Lady Gaga as she goes topless in magazine shoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail cocks a snook at Lady GaGa’s claim to be a lady, but doesn’t hesitate to share topless pictures of the singer with banana buffing readers.

The red-blooded tabloid was given the pics by the public relations team at Q, in return for some free publicity for the magazine. Lady GaGa is seen provocatively clutching her naked breasts, face on with chains barely covering her nipples and side on once again clutching her breasts in some strange gloves.

Bravissimo! Underwear store joins size zero row with quest for ‘real women’ to star in new campaign
When the public relations people at Bravissimo spun the line that they were entering the Daily Mail’s size zero debate by putting big girls in big bras, the red-blooded tabloid could not have been more delighted… especially as they supplied big colourful pics for banana buffing readers to enjoy plus a video.

Hack Maysa Rawi was brought in to annotate the images and reports; ‘Shot in a series of kitch poses sporting the brand’s underwear, the attractive women had no previous modelling experience.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.