Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Konnie Huq is a California Gurl as she recreates Katy Perry’s single cover
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail went wild for Katy Perry when she went naked for her California Gurl’s video, so imagine the red-blooded tabloid’s excitement when Konnie Huq (a favourite of upskirt banana buffers) recreated the pose for Heat magazine.

Then imagine how gutted Paul Dacre’s team were when, having licensed rights to re-publish the picture, it turned out Konnie Huq was not naked.

Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller strips off for a new Marc Jacobs cancer awareness campaign
Marisa Miller looks so good naked in a cancer awareness ad, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail had to publish it twice.

‘There’s nothing like an eye catching campaign to highlight a worthy cause,’ exclaims the red-blooded tabloid, as it goes on to remind banana buffing readers that Marisa Miller is not the first to go naked for the Protect the Skin You’re In campaign. Alongside naked Marisa Miller are naked Heidi Klum, naked Helena Christensen, naked Dita Von Teese, naked Naomi Campbell and naked Victoria Beckham.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.