Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Alexandra Burke surrounds herself with Bad Boys on holiday in Barbados
The Barbados sun appears to have gotten to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail as a serious of shots from paparazzi agency Splash of Alexandra Burke reveal her hanging out with some unlikely looking ‘bad boys’.

The X Factor winner is staying in her Boss Simon Cowell’s usual haunt, reckons the tabloid, which claims he is believed to have snubbed his usual $25,000-a-night villa at the resort to rent a £625,000 yacht.’

Kevin Jonas – with a different kind of commitment ring – enjoys a sun-kissed honeymoon after his wintry wedding
Kevin Jonas has stripped off while holidaying in Mexico with his new wife Danielle Deleasa, photos from paparazzi agency Matrix Photos reveal.

Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team were delighted to receive the pics of Jonas which, reporter Georgina Littlejohn spots, show him playing with his wedding band. Georgina’s ‘betting the chastity ring that once occupied that finger is now a distant memory.’

Go for it Jonas!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.