Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘I’ve finally reached my goal!’ boasts Kim Kardashian as she reveals her new bikini body on Twitter
US reality TV show star Kim Kardashian has revealed her bikini body on Twitter and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been quick to share the pic with red blooded readers.

According to the tabloid, Kim Kardashian’s ‘curves have all but disappeared, with her once shapely hips and thighs replaced by a trim and toned look.’

Kim Kardashian posted the pic of her new look as she promotes a diet product that is not approved by relevant authorities in the USA, but that hasn’t stopped the Daily Mail giving it some free publicity in return for pics of Kim Kardashian.

Kate Hudson narrowly escapes a wardrobe malfunction with her incredibly low-cut dress
It’s been a little while since Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail got to focus on a decent wardrobe malfunction, so the red blooded tabloid was delighted when Kate Hudson’s tit almost fell out of her, ‘incredibly low-cut vintage silver Versace dress’.

Something of a tease, ‘Hudson incited giggles from the audience as she repeatedly touched her plunging neckline,’ reports the Daily Mail. Her performance certainly get Paul Dacre’s team excited.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.