Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Trick or treat: Would you wear glow-in-the-dark underwear this Halloween?
The public relations team supporting an Australian glow in the dark lingerie designer will be more than delighted to have scored big with the Daily Mail, especially as Maysa Rawi’s glowing report links directly to their client’s website.

Asked how long the glow lasts, designer Jan Hawley cheekily replied, ‘long enough.’

Sadly, the free publicity has come too late to see the product reaching British homes in time for Halloween, but we’re sure the lingerie could be here in time for the Daily Mail’s Christmas party and to provide an illuminating experience or two for red blooded editor Paul Dacre.

Cambridge University row after students set up tabloid website complete with Page Three
When Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre was in charge of his student newspaper he wasted no time introducing Leeds Lovelies to give his rag a boost, so it’s no wonder he’s got underling Andrew Levy checking out the Cambridge Tab, a student news website that’s attracting readers with pictures of semi-naked ladies… just like the Daily Mail itself.

Like so many Daily Mail features, the Cambridge Tab claims the images are intended to ‘provoke debate,’ but cheeky Andrew Levy clearly suspects that these student journalists are learning from his boss and simply chasing readers.

The question Andrew Levy doesn’t ask, is when will the Cambridge Tab start giving away editorial in exchange for sexy shots?

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.