Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Make sure you Holden to those shoes! Cheeky Amanda uses stilettos to cover her assets
Amanda Holden going topless for the Heals that Heal campaign to raise funds to help young women dealing with chronic gynaecological issues, was always going to make Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team stand up and take notice.

Chris Johnson has annotated the resulting pictures with gusto.

‘For someone pushing 40, Amanda certainly managed to pull off a very youthful look in the photoshoot,’ says cheeky Chris.

Frances Barber takes the plunge at Spanish film festival
Supposedly attending the Spanish Film Festival to see Sir Ian McKellen receive a lifetime achievement award, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team was instantly diverted by Frances Barber’s cleavage.

Paparazzi agency Splash were quick to get the down top shot and the Daily Mail thanked Frances Barber for the flash by giving her latest stage play a plug.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.