Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Pamela Anderson stars in catwalk show… but why isn’t she wearing any clothes?
Pamela Anderson prefers being naked to wearing clothes, reckons Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which is not surprised to find her strutting the catwalk in a state of undress.

Wrapped in no more than a sheer shawl, the Baywatch star was more or less naked and that’s how the red blooded tabloid loves her. Anderson’s lack of modesty enabled the Mail to obtain photos of her nipples and bum, but the hacks were disappointed by loose skin on her back.

Too sexy for Coronation Street: The censored scenes fans won’t be seeing on television tonight
The sight of Coronation Street’s Rosie Webster is sexy lingerie has been deemed too explicit for television, according to the Daily Mail’s Liz Thomas.

But fortunately, Paul Dacre’s team has secured a couple of screen shots for readers to enjoy. Unconcerned by TV’s requirement to play to a family audience, the Mail offers a chance to enjoy the character’s ‘come hither look’ as ‘teen temptress Rosie strips to her underwear to try to entice factory boss Luke Strong.’ (Given the tabloid’s excitement, you could be forgiven for thinking they had pictures of Rosie Webster naked.)

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.