Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Another day, another bikini: Mena Suvari shows off her toned body in second sexy swimsuit on holiday
Mena Suvari has delighted Paul Dacre’s team at the Daily Mail by revealing that has taken more than one bikini on her Mexican holiday.

Evidence of her excess was captured by Matrix Photos, the same paparazzi agency who recently exposed her chest tatoo.

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