Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Disney star Miley Cyrus in ANOTHER photo controversy as she straddles a chair in new provocative shot
‘She may be only 16, but Miley Cyrus is proving quite the veteran when it comes to posing for controversial photos,’ reports Paul Dacre’s hot and bothered Daily Mail.

Photos in which, ‘the teen star smoulders and pouts in a tight vest and shorts as she straddles a chair in a dressing room,’ prove a little hard for the red blooded tabloid to take. Sounds like editor Paul Dacre, 60, and his crew need to take a cold shower.

Given Dacre’s heart condition, lets hope he doesn’t spend too long studying Myley’s ‘provocative’ poses. We’re sure she wouldn’t want granddaddy to suffer a mishap.

Remember me? Big Brother 8 star Chanelle Hayes extends her fame in an orange bikini as 10th series starts
With the current series of Big Brother provoking little interest, Paul Dacre’s team at the Daily Mail have been busily obtaining pics of former star of the show, Chanelle Hayes who delighted the hacks by wearing an Orange bikini.

It fell to Matrix Photos to snap Chanelle Hayes ‘flaunting her impressive figure’ poolside. When the former housemate started water wrestling, it all seems to have got a bit much for Paul Dacre’s top team.

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