Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher caught in a steamy kiss
The Daily Mail is delighted to have caught Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher in a hot lesbian kiss. But it’s all about Desperate Housewives, of course. The tabloid has gotten all hot under the collar as ‘Hatcher’s character Susan Mayer talks about a kiss she shared with a lesbian school teacher’.

Most excitedly the conversation develops into a practical exploration: ‘Gabrielle (Longoria) kisses Susan (Hatcher) twice to see if it was a “lesbian kiss” or a “friends kiss”’.

I’m a little tied-up…. Eva Longoria tempts husband to bed with French maid lingerie and a raunchy proposition
Eva Longoria mounts screen husband Ricardo Chavira (Carlos) for a bondage scene in a future edition of Desperate Housewives, reports an excited Daily Mail.

Paul Dacre’s organ is particularly excited when ‘Eva shows off her assets in a lacy corset,’ as she mounts Ricardo following a strip tease. As usual, there are plenty of stills for banana buffers (but watch out for plot spoilers).

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.