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Chantelle Houghton cheers up injured footballer beau Jermain Defoe with a sunshine break
Reality TV star turned WAG Chantelle Houghton has been flaunting, ‘her surgically-enhanced 32DD chest in a skimpy black bikini,’ reports the Daily Mail on a holiday forced by boyfriend Jermain Defoe’s toe injury.

Snappers Xposure Photos caught Chantelle striking a pose and looking, ‘every inch the glamour girl as she enjoy[ed] the Dubai surf.’

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