Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Melinda Messenger proves she is fabulous at 38 with sexy new lingerie shots
Melinda Messenger looks great at 38, following Sarah Harding to model Ultimo lingerie.

Naturally the Daily Mail is delighted to brighten its pages with a series of promotional shots in which; ‘The mother-of-three effortlessly models a series of designs, including various shades of pink and a sexy leopard-print set.’

Michelle Heaton enjoys a sunshine break… all by herself
Strangely Michelle Heaton has visited the beach on her own, says the Daily Mail; ‘Even more strangely, she struck a series of raunchy poses, sucking in her stomach and showing her ribcage.’

Whatever turns you on!

But off course Michelle Heaton was not on her own, but posing in her bikini for the happy snappers from Xposure Photos, sent to get some sexy shots to brighten up the pages of Paul Dacre’s tabloid newspaper.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.