Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Paris Hilton shoots for maximum publicity as she parades around London in a see-through top
Paris Hilton kept snappers from Splash and Matrix Photos busy by parading around London in a see-through top, reports the Daily Mail.

The heiress was out to maximise publicity for her new reality TV show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend and the Mail, always up for a saucy picture of Paris Hilton, was more than happy to help out.

Big Brother babes Lucy Pinder and Imogen Thomas struggle to stay decent in their party outfits
Big Brother babes Lucy Pinder and Imogen Thomas had the paps out in force, with snappers from World Entertainment News Network, Magic Moments, Matrix Photos and Marc Gilliam tripping over themselves as the ‘busty twosome both appeared to struggle to stay decent in their party outfits.’

The Daily Mail reckons Lucy Pinder was ‘Bust in show’ as she ‘show[ed] off the form that has made her one of Britain’s most sought after glamour models. Imogen Thomas had a boob job after a topless photo shoot revealed ‘they were falling down a bit too much’.

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