Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

World’s worst-dressed WAG Yulia Voronin ditches the dodgy tracksuit for a surprisingly fetching red bikini
She was the world’s worst dressed WAG, as she took on the style of the locals, wandering around Liverpool in a ‘velour leopard-print monstrosity’ but now Yulia Voronin has turned the head of the Daily Mail’s Georgina Littlejohn for different reasons thanks to a skimpy red bikini.

Paul Dacre’s team were surprised and delighted when the Peeping Tom style pics arrived from paparazzi agency Splash, who caught her holidaying in Miami.

Says Georgina Littlejohn: ‘she couldn’t resist a golden photo opportunity as she lay on top of her husband, who was dressed in some rather loud shorts, and flaunted her pert bottom.’

Rachel Uchitel puts the Tiger Woods scandal behind her with a walk on the beach
Rachel Uchitel, an alleged squeeze of Tiger Wood, certainly had no trouble extending the long lenses of paparazzi agency Splash as she walked her dog on a Florida beach, with the resulting pics snapped up by Paul Dacre’s team.

The red-blooded tabloid has been reading up on Rachel Uchitel in the New York Post where it leant that ‘this girl has a real history of sleeping with rich, powerful and famous people. Rachel is going to end up going on Oprah, telling her story — and doing Playboy.’

Here at Buff the Banana, we’re sure Paul Dacre can hardly wait.

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