Welcome to Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

July 30th, 2009

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is here to help you locate the most titillating content from the Daily Mail, without the fear of coming across something offensive.

Buff exists to show how Paul Dacre has exploited pornography to draw in readers. As Olivia Lichtenstein, the tabloid’s de facto erotica correspondent explains, ‘pornography Read the rest of this entry »

Jenny McCarthy’s Jason Toohey has impeccable pecs

August 19th, 2010

Jenny McCarthy goes public with her new man… a former model with an impeccable set of pecs
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail knows its readers well and has been particularly anxcious to keep them up-to-date on the love life of former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy, a banana buffers’ favourite.

Jenny McCarthy ‘in a relationship’ with former fitness model Jason Toohey, according to his Facebook page (the well connected tabloid probably knows a friend of a friend). We suspect that the news that Jason Toohey has ‘impeccable pecs’ will come as a disappointment to less fit Daily Mail readers.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace in super-tight minidress

August 18th, 2010

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace leads the D-listers at latest Danny Dyer movie in super-tight minidress
She may be a D-lister, but Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is in love with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and thinks she looks ‘busty’ and ‘shapely’ in a super-tight minidress.

‘The 31-year-old’s willingness to attend functions in revealing outfits is no doubt part of the reason for her enduring appeal,’ sighs the red-blooded tabloid over images captured by Getty.

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Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.


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