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Helena Christensen steals the show… with the help of some push-up underwear
Retired supermodel Helena Christensen proved she still has what it takes after wearing a push-up bra to a Calvin Klein after party and taking the attention of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail away from the catwalk models.
‘Earlier in the day Helena looked demure at the Calvin Klein Autumn fashion show, then she slipped on her push-up bra,’ says the red-blooded tabloid as it compares shots from paparazzi agencies Big Pictures and Splash, and revealed ‘a lot of front’.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off the talents which landed her Victoria’s Secret role… and new beau Olivier Martinez
Model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has shown off her tits and arse… or as Paul Dacre’s organ has it ‘talents’… in a series of lingerie shots for Victoria’s Secret.
‘Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets a boost in a pink pinstripe Full Coverage Cotton bra,’ salivates the red-blooded tabloid before going on to ‘flaunt her cleavage’ in a ‘leopard-print Plunge push-up bra and knickers’ then turning her back to reveal ‘little to the imagination with her skimpy red knickers’.