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Whoops! Now we know what’s Holden Amanda in… a pair of Spanx
Paul Dacre’s organ has long admired Amanda Holden’s ‘pert bottom’, so imagine the tabloid’s shock when it received an upskirt shot from paparazzi agency Matrix Photos revealing that Amanda Holden wears control pants.
‘Holden’s use of the pants is surprising given her bottom-flashing in her TV show last week,’ says a gutted Daily Mail, which in the next breath admits: ‘Holden has spoken openly about her love of Spanx.’
Perhaps it’s one thing to hear Amanda Holden talk about control pants, but receiving an upskirt shot that shows them in action is quiet another.
Dennis Quaid shows off his toned and sculpted beach body on surfing trip… at 55
When paparazzi from Pacific Coast News caught Dennis Quaid stripped from the waist up to reveal ‘his toned and sculpted beach body’ Lizzie Smith of the Daily Mail let out a loud wolf whistle… the 55 year-old pushed bikini clad teen Lorraine Nicholson right down the page
‘The key to his impressive physique may be under his arm,’ Lizzie Smith opined, ‘– a surfboard.’
The pair were caught making a movie together, but Dennis Quaid was to disappoint Lizzie Smith later, when he was spotted with a cigarette.